HEROIN SKATEBOARDS - TEAM "HILLS HAVE EGGS" SHAPED DECK (9.5")
Break away from conformity and unlock maximum all-terrain creativity with the Heroin Skateboards Hills Have Eggs Shaped Deck. Masterminded by Mark "Fos" Foster, Heroin continues to lead the underground movement by crafting functional, confidence-inspiring shapes that prioritize fun over fleeting trends. Featuring a striking orange dipped finish and custom, irreverent artwork, this 9.5" shaped deck delivers a massive, rock-solid platform built for skaters who want extra room to move and ultimate stability on rough, crusty terrain.
Whether you're hunting down raw ditch missions, punishing concrete transitions, locking into heavy slappy curb sessions, or constructing an aggressive street cruiser, this premium slab is fully optimized for creative skateboarding.
Technical Specifications & Custom Geometry
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Brand: Heroin Skateboards
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Graphic Concept: Team "Hills Have Eggs" Graphic Series
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Colorway: Full Orange Dipped Finish
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Deck Width: 9.5"
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Construction Layout: Premium 7-Ply Maple Construction
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Shape Profile: Custom Full-Volume Wide Shape
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Design Origin: Engineered by Mark "Fos" Foster
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Terrain Application: Slappy Curbs, Concrete Bowls, Ditches, DIY Spots, and Heavy Cruising
Expanded 9.5" Platform & All-Terrain Architecture
Every coordinate of this 9.5" shape is engineered by Heroin to provide comfort and uncompromised control without sacrificing snappy performance:
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The Stable 9.5" Footprint: Ditching the thin, twitchy feel of traditional narrow popsicle sticks, the 9.5" layout offers a spacious, secure standing platform. It instills immediate confidence when charging at high speeds, landing on uneven concrete, or locking your feet into deep bowl carves.
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Premium 7-Ply Maple Pop: Pressed from seven ultra-dense plies of high-grade North American maple. This high-end laminate architecture yields a rigid, long-lasting snap that resists premature softening, ensuring your board retains its crisp pop through endless slappy impacts.
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Full-Volume Contour Control: Designed with an expanded nose and tail profile that maximizes foot contact area. This intentional contouring gives you supreme leverage over your trucks, making complex curb lock-ins, powerslides, and transition pumps feel fluid and immediate.
Product Summary
The Heroin Hills Have Eggs 9.5" Shaped Deck is the premier choice for transition purists, curb killers, and core enthusiasts who demand a wider, comfortable footprint wrapped in authentic, counter-culture heritage. By pairing Mark Foster's legendary custom shape parameters with an incredibly stable 9.5" width, a premium orange dipped finish, and rigid 7-ply maple wood, Heroin delivers an uncompromised performance tool built to snap crisply, slide predictably, and conquer the crustiest obstacles.
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