Carpet Company Carpet Sucks Sock - Black | Season 21 Statement Essential
Keep your style grounded with the Carpet Company "Carpet Sucks" Socks in stealthy Black. A staple from Season 21, these crew-height socks serve up the brand’s famous self-deprecating humor with a clean, high-contrast look. As Carpet Company playfully notes, these are "great for weddings, court dates, and funerals," making them the most versatile—and ironic—item in your sock drawer.
Engineered for the board, these socks feature a durable jacquard weave and strategic cushioning to ensure they perform just as well during a heavy session as they do at your next formal event.
Performance & Technical Features
- Jacquard-Woven Graphics: The "Carpet Sucks" text is woven directly into the fabric, providing a crisp, permanent finish that won't crack, peel, or fade like traditional screen prints.
- Cushioned Impact Zones: Built with a cushioned footbed and reinforced heel and toe areas to absorb vibration and protect your feet during high-impact landings.
- Supportive Arch Band: Features an elastic arch support that keeps the sock locked in place, preventing bunching and slipping inside your skate shoes.
- Breathable Performance Blend: Crafted from a premium mix of cotton and polyester for moisture-wicking comfort, with added spandex for a secure, stretchy fit.
- Classic Crew Silhouette: A traditional calf-height fit with a ribbed elastic cuff that stays up all day without sagging.
Technical Specifications
- Brand: Carpet Company
- Model: Carpet Sucks Sock
- Color: Black (with White Jacquard text)
- Season: Season 21
- Fit: One Size Fits Most (OSFM) / US Men's 9–12
- Construction: 75% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 3% Spandex
- Care: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Why Choose the Carpet Sucks Socks in Black?
The Black "Carpet Sucks" Sock is for the skater who wants the humor of the Habibi brothers with a slightly more subtle, classic look. While the white version is a loud statement, the black colorway pairs seamlessly with everything from C-Star Jeans to black work pants. It’s the perfect way to support independent, skater-owned media while keeping your kit looking sharp.